You’re still going to get criticised, so you might as well do whatever the fuck you want.
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
So I wonder, if you put enough rubber bands around someone’s head…
THIS WEBSITE IS MADE UP OF PSYCHOPATHS AND DRUGGIES I SWEAR
this is what your getting yahoo.
this is what your getting.
during gym class
Me: im a performer not an athlete.
Me: *step, step, kick and shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, one, two boogie and shortie george, shortie george, fishtail,fishtail and CRAZY LEGS,CRAZY LEGS, Jazz Square, Jazz Square, BIIIIGGGG FINISH!!-ish out of the sports hall like mr moseby*





